The archive

Weird thoughts

The stuff that happens in your head.

  1. Do you imagine winning arguments that happened years ago?
  2. Do you make up elaborate stories about strangers you see in public?
  3. Does a cringe memory from years ago ever ambush you at a completely random moment?
  4. Do you narrate your own life in your head like a nature documentary?
  5. Do you plan exactly what you’d do if you won the lottery, down to the last detail?
  6. Do you wonder whether everyone else sees colours the same way you do?
  7. Do you avoid stepping on the cracks in the pavement, just in case?